On this week's episode, the gang dives right in to discuss the weird, slightly disturbing world of slash fiction, check how they measure up on the Bristol poop scale, and recoil in pure terror as Doug describes, in vivid detail, how dogs reproduce.

One or two, you're in the stew. Three or four, go get a whore. Five through seven, you're going to heaven.

On this week's episode, the gang comes together to talk about Kenn rubbing elbows with the local elite, Josh has a sultry conversation for an Amazon gift card, and Doug postpones recording for a casual encounter.

On this week's episode, the gang invites Sam from NSFRadio to sit in as they discuss their recent viewing of the christian super-hero Bibleman, the wasteland that is Reddit, and talk about Doug being the most powerful artifact on Middle-Earth.